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You were in college or perhaps just at your local bar. In walks this gorgeous individual that you decided you needed to be with. You asked them what they were drinking or perhaps you spotted, from afar, their poison of choice.
Ah, Vodka and Cran. They seem to enjoy the little things….
Uh Oh…is that music? You turn your head for a split second to look at the Dj to let him know you appreciate his song choice. You turn back to your potential paramour and…. Fun fact, non Bahamian person, if you want to test just HOW Bahamian your lover is, sneak up on them and play that song and watch their reaction. But I digress. White Jesus has chosen me to spread the good word and give the people, far and wide, a short guide for Dating the Bahamian and what you may experience during year one. Do me a favour, non Bahamian: Come close to the screen…. We are all not the same, I promise.
Everything you need to know about traveling to the bahamas right now, according to someone who went
Also, lets address the elephant in the room…. And I mean that in every sense of the word depending on your culture. We have cable and we all enjoy Linkin Park as well…. Keisha knew this would happen so she made sure her also ghetto cousins were there to form a ghetto cocoon of protection around you to ensure your safety.
Yes those women over there are looking at you. Yes they are mad. Yes they will look at you all night. And by the way…. Unless they live Lyford Cay at which point I think anything goes out there. Oh I know how it is…. This is a typical Bahamian meal…. A toss salad is iceberg lettuce and a poorly cut up tomato cavalierly thrown into a bowl to justify the mountain of diabetes on the plate in front of you. Please stop with the fake stories and horrible accents that you learned from Cool Runnings.
(a lady’s response to) why “good” bahamian women can’t find/keep a man
Niggas love to start dating a Bahamian chick then come to the Bahamas and come to the family function on some…. And non-Bahamians please understand that Bahamian white folks are just as bad as the black ones. Watch their faces when they take you to the beach…. Its too hot to be going to the beach every damn weekend, beloved. Make sure they take you to real places like Bamboo Shack Soldier road at 9pm.
“how will i feed my family?” asks bahamian woman married to foreign fisherman
Let them let you order the food…. Or go to Oh Andros and bask in the wait time…. And make them drive to their grandmothers house. Not the one that has working plumbing…. Otherwise you come off sounding quite stupid and we will laugh at you behind your back. Niggas be out here on some…. Bey — Bey describes a person, place, emotion, etc. You can have 3 separate experiences and that word will be applicable to all of them.
In the he of the Bahamian, all three of those words had a different feeling and a different energy. A term of endearment that has nothing to do with homosexuality. May 15, Trending. Now Week Month. See all. Local Sports.
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RIP Chester Tho. Just finished siting on your sons face to completion…lol…anyway whats for breakfast? Time to eat! Yes, this is our meals. Yes, we eat it all. Yes, diabetes and high blood pressure is rampant.
Tis niggas, my friends. Tis niggas I mean…we MAY throw in a toss salad. Do you really? We may look at you like… …. I know…its weird. Let me show some pics to better help you. Glad I can help. Bless — thank you Bless up — thank you for loaning me money that you wont get back Doggy — a penis Cock — a large penis Muddasick — Wow! Godspeed, beloved.
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